THINK, advertisers...THINK!

One of my biggest pet peeves are when commercials make the product being advertised look bad...

ie. this MGD64 beer commercial.
this dude would rather exercise in a bar and have a real beer than drink your shitty MGD 64.

or this Glade commerical... this woman is trying to pass off her Glade candle as a french imported one..... are they saying we should be ashamed of buying Glade products??

what the fuck advertisers? stop making your own products look shitty as hell.

so did we, Patrick.

I'd like to think that Patrick Swayze's soul went/danced up to heaven to the song "I had the time of my life"

LEGGO MY EGGO.

ANOTHER recall!

first 550million eggs are recalled over the summer.. and now a milk recall!?!?


HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT BREAKFAST, PEOPLE?!

i know you're ghetto, but REALLY?!

REALLY GALLERIA IN WHITE PLAINS? REALLY?!
i know someone gets stabbed in this mall like every year. but REALLY?
this has to be the worst combination everrr. 

"i guess this place is for people suffering from foot in mouth disease!"
^also it makes people tell bad jokes. FAIL. 

DON'T PLAY.

yesterday i saw a homeless man on park ave feeding 30+ pigeons day old kaiser rolls out of a bag.
he gave them like 5 rolls!


BITCH, PLZ. U'Z HOMELESS. U KNO UR HUNGRY. DON'T PLAY.
SAVE THAT SHIT.




also, probably not a good idea to park on 51st & Park right by the food cart.